Little Johnny's Letter to Santa
You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain thin........ I'LL FUCK YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS..........SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!
Ahhh yes. The reason for the season. HA ha ha!