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Church Lesson

This couple just moved to town and they went to join this church.
The pastor told them they would need to prove to the church they would be loyal....And to prove this they would need to go without sex for 4 weeks.

So the couple left and came back in 4 weeks. The pastor said well did you go without sex for 4 weeks? The man said well it's like this we had just started our 4th week and my wife bent over for a can of corn and I could not help myself I gave it to her right then and there......

The pastor said well that was not good enough and they could not come into the church!!!
The man then said Oh well we can't go into Walmart any more either:eek: