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DUI Test

A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south
of the Virginia / West Virginia State line. When the trooper asked the
driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician
Juggler and was on his way to Beckley WV to do a show at the Shrine
Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if
the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him
a ticket He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't
have anything to juggle.

The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could
juggle them.

The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and
handed them to him..

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.

A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the
performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and
got in.

The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the
door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there
ain't no way I can pass that test.':xlaugh: