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Feast

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#1
I got Feast in the mail yesterday and I didn't really know what to expect. I still don't know how it managed to get on my blockbuster list, but that seems to be the trend of the last few movies I've watched (Capote, Boys From Brasil and Runaway Jury).

Anywho, Feasts is one of those Horror flicks that doesn't take itself seriously and doesn't expect you to. It delivers those time tested cheesy, cliches you come to expect in these types of film as well as the typical shotguns blasts, monsters dying, humans being eaten. But there are a few memorable moments like an alien face fucking and monsters doing it DoggyStyle, as well as one quotable line that will stay with me forever... 'The Monster's Cock is stuck in the Door!'

I found the introductions to the characters unique as well as comically informative. You're given "stats" about the characters as they make their appearance in the film. If I remember correctly some of the stats were, Name, Job and Life Expectancy.

I know there are some of us that enjoy a good horror movie, doubly so if there is gore involved, sadly I have to report there is some gore but not enough to even comment on. Fortunately there's enough T&A and Monster Porn to keep the average Horndogg entertained.

I give this movie 3 out of 5 Monsta Cocks.
 

CPR_Jose_Ortiz

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Feast was a sure joy for me to watch. It had alot of "holy shit" and comical moments.

The grossness was very tasteless, but hilarious. You'll jump! You'll laugh and you'll be grossed out. Sort of like having sex with a hooker, but without a condom on a bathroom stall and the Apollo bathroom. (So I've heard!)
You'll leave satisfied but with this great feeling of dirty.

Seriously. Its a must see.


Duane Whitaker .... Boss Man
Balthazar Getty .... Bozo
Chauntae Davies .... Drunk Girl
Diane Goldner .... Harley Mom
Josh Zuckerman .... Hot Wheels
Henry Rollins .... Coach
Eileen Ryan .... Grandma
Jason Mewes .... Himself
Judah Friedlander .... Beer Guy
Clu Gulager .... Bartender
Krista Allen .... Tuffy
Anthony 'Treach' Criss .... Vet
Jenny Wade .... Honey Pie
Tyler Patrick Jones .... Cody
Eric Dane .... Hero

My favorite scene...Well. They break all the HORROR FILM rules in this one.
The woman getting a facial from the monster as she spits out his...his!
Just watch it!
 

Nice_Visionz

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#3
LMAO!!@'The Monster's Cock is stuck in the Door!'
That part had me lmao..This movie was hilarious if anything..When the monster was humping the stuffed dear or moose w/e that was on the wall i was like wtf? lol
and then the lil guy who was screwing the chick in her mouth ...lmao them were some horny fukkers..hahaha
It does have Gore and a lot of senseless blood splatter but i laughed thru the hole thing...Definately a must see!!

I give it 4 out of 5 monsta cocks..just for the laughter..
 

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Nice_Visionz said:
This movie was hilarious if anything..When the monster was humping the stuffed dear or moose w/e that was on the wall i was like wtf?
I did the same thing! You just knew from that point forward, this wasn't going to be your average run of the mill monster movie.

Nice_Visionz said:
It does have Gore and a lot of senseless blood splatter but i laughed thru the hole thing...Definately a must see!!

I give it 4 out of 5 monsta cocks..just for the laughter..
Yes it was senseless, they didn't have to squish the monsta's cock!
Talk about playa hating.... Ouch!

I bumped up my rating, didn't think a woman would enjoy it as much as a man.

Nice_Visionz said:
I give it 4 out of 5 monsta cocks..just for the laughter..
Thanks for using the Monsta Rating!
 
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