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</TD></TR></TBODY><TBODY><TR><TD>The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
<TABLE border=1><TBODY><TR><TD>DANGEROUS:
</TD><TD>SAFER:
</TD><TD>SAFEST:
</TD><TD>ULTRA SAFE:
</TD></TR><TR><TD>What's for dinner?
</TD><TD>Can I help you with dinner?
</TD><TD width="3%">Where would you like to go for dinner?
</TD><TD>Here, have some wine.
</TD></TR><TR><TD>Are you wearing that?
</TD><TD>Wow, you sure look good in brown!
</TD><TD>WOW! Look at you!
</TD><TD>Here, have some wine
</TD></TR><TR><TD>What are you so worked up about?
</TD><TD>Could we be overreacting?
</TD><TD>Here's my paycheck.
< /td> </TD><TD>Here, have some wine.
</TD></TR><TR><TD>Should you be eating that?
</TD><TD>You know, there are a lot of apples left.
</TD><TD>[SIZE=+0]Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
</TD><TD>Here, have some wine.
</TD></TR><TR><TD>What did you DO all day?
</TD><TD>I hope you didn't over-do it today.
</TD><TD>I've always loved you in that robe!
</TD><TD>Here, have some wine
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13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
[SIZE=+0]7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite[SIZE=+0] [/SIZE]one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh...
and men who need a warning.
And remember: Money talks but Chocolate SINGS !!!
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