A Hispanic chick told her blonde girlfriend that she slept with a Brazilian. The blonde's response was, " OMG! You SLUT!! How much is a Brazilian!? " :rotf:
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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table
was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too
much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra
class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got
a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll
still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and
was cited for littering.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on
a-head.'
11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
12. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:
'Keep off the Grass.'
13. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken
to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to
ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
14. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium, at large.
16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper
spray is now a seasoned veteran.
17. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a
taste of religion.
18. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!
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