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Pastor's Ass

NatillaLiz

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The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
the Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read:
Pastor's Ass Out Front

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
Bishop Scratches Pastor's Ass

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
Nun Has Best Ass In Town

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a Farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
Nun Sells Ass For 10$

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
Nun Announces Her Ass Is Wild And Free

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery....even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a great day!
 
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Princess

Mamalicious Freestyler
#2
omg i was scared to read this at first lol so funny
 

Romeo

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#3
In remeberance... pastor decides to have a fundraiser for all the children who loved to come see the donkey buy having the nuns donkey in a race as he him self will race it on foot... AND HE WON!!

News puts out paper

Children Watch As Pastor Licks The Nuns Ass
 

NatillaLiz

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#4
LOL this isn't improv! lol nice though!
 

breeZe

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#6
=D Good one honey!


I like the part about the Nuns ass being wild and free! Haha!
 
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