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Something To Offend Everyone

FEISTY

DOFCH.COM
DOFCH.COM
#1
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
  *Juan on Juan

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
  *Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
  *They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
  *Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
  *A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
  *"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
  *Everyone has the same DNA.

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
  *Mace will do that to you.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
  *He walks around saying "Yo."

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
  *A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
  *They named him "Sum Ting Wongâ"·  

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
  *A speech impediment.
 

           
   
 
 

Freestyle4Ever86

Freestyler Xtreme
#3
juan on juan!! why he gotta be messican!!!
 

FEISTY

DOFCH.COM
DOFCH.COM
#4
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Freestyle4Ever86 @ April 02 2005, 6:36 pm)]juan on juan!! why he gotta be messican!!!
I don't know, I didn't make the joke up
!
It was sent to me




And Romeo, I like that Chinese one too!
 
#5
[b said:
Quote[/b] (feisty @ April 02 2005, 4:51 pm)]What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
*A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.


Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
*They named him "Sum Ting Wongâ"·
I loved these two!
 

cool_al_frm_qns

Freestyler Xtreme
#6
sum ting wonga
muhahahahaha

[b said:
Quote[/b] ]Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
*Because those men already have boyfriends.
well then why is it so hard for me to find a nice girl who has those same qualities?
 

cool_al_frm_qns

Freestyler Xtreme
#8
 
#9
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That is funny "Sum Ting Wongâ"· Had to be sum ting wong with the partents too
 
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