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Work vs. Prison

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Since its Monday, Everyones FAVORITE Day of the Week, here's a lil suttin to think about while you're gettin back to the work week........................

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, This should make things a bit
clearer.


IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal (Only if you're very lucky!)
and you
pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.

AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.

AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...they are called managers.

& my favorite one!!!!

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.

Have a Great Day at WORK !!

 
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I was reading this one yesterday lol and to think i was going to post it
 
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